Just say NO to the phonebook

The phonebook is absolutely useless! In Tulsa we get a six inch thick phonebook every three months. I needed a phone number today and after several minutes of trying to find it in one directory I switched to another. Then I said fugetaboutit! I googled it and had the number I wanted in 1.8 seconds. Who needs a phonebook I ask? Not me. I have the power of the INTERNET!